Gypsy Weddings Shock the Nation!
Channel four usually broadcasts a gypsy wedding broadcast once a year, due to the programme being such a hit success with the English nation who love watching the tacky, odd and magnetic traditions of the tax evasion societies who call themselves “travellers”.
I’m not quite sure where even to begin but i suppose I’ll start with the Dress? The essentially prepubertal bride wore a dress which must of weighed almost 20 stone down the gangway with a tail end the size of a lorry dragging behind her, I cannot really report how over done the dress looked but if she wore it on a Caribbean wedding She would of been the joke of the entire region! as the dress which had enough layers to stop a bullet was then completed with a set of Morrison’s own brand fairy lights.
The Bride was be Caked from sock to hair extension in fake tan and Mascara which didn’t quite cover up the acne on her face, the majority of the lady like guests followed suit with the slap but their attire or should I say lack of was the total opposite.
If you we’re at a nice wedding or awedding abroad you’d dress up smart maybe even wear a casual dress, but not at a gypsy wedding where you’re encouraged to wear as little as possible to compliment the vat full of makeup dumped on your face!
The reception is when it really gets interesting as the feasting, drinking and partying commences for all of those who are married that is the unattached members of the clans mustn’t drink but still yet have a good time encrusted in makeup and wearing little to nothing! I wouldn’t bare being in that situation it would be utterly embarrassing but it looks as if they somehow enjoyed it!
The Author also writes about Kenya Weddings
